Trigun Underwear
Ever wonder what Milly wears underneath that ugly yellow thing?
Whether Legato prefers boxers or briefs? Or which guy likes to go out in
all his manly glory? Probably not, but you'll have fun reading this anyway.
This stuff is by Jessi-kins, who is
a wonderfully avid contributor to my pages. We love you, Jessica!
Vash the Stampede
Vash is styling in all ways. The all red jacket goes so well
with his blonde as can be hair. So what does he do for his unmentionables?
Our lovely 60 billion double dollar man wears stylish boxers. White with
lil' red hearts. He has also been seen parading around in a pair of white
boxers with "Saddle Up, Cowboy!" written across them. Go, our sweet loving
cowboy! YEEHAW!
Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Ignore the fact that he has "wood" in his name. The holy priest
also has holy underwear. His boxers are usually plain, without design. His
favorite color for his underwear is black, although occassionally white.
His only fun unmentionables are a pair of black boxers that have written
across them.... "Here Lies Holy Land".
Meryl Stryfe
Always to the point, never having enough fun with ANYTHING....has
just plain ol' white cotton panties and bra. Geez, Meryl! You're such a snooze!
It doesn't matter though, our PMS queen probably has a month long period
so she's probably always wearing matress-sized pads.
[Though there have been arguments that Meryl secretly has a closetful of
Victoria Secret's black lace garments. She just might have a wild side after
all.]
Milly Thompson
Fun, simple Milly likes to be as cute as possible! That's why
Milly wears...POKEMON UNDIES! With MATCHING BRA! Yes, Milly has fun with
her underwear and is not afraid to show them off, especially when slightly
tipsy. You GO, Big Girl!
Legato Bluesummers
He's EVIL. EEVVIILLL. That's why he wears briefs and not boxers.
But not only does he wear briefs, he wears special briefs. Legato owns an
extensive collection of design-covered undies. From his adorable Elmo underwear
to his Furby underwear with matching slippers, Legato has everything he needs
to make the statement "I'm Evil and SECURE with my Evilness."
Midvalley
...doesn't wear any underwear. Why?! He's a wild whore, people!
He wants easy access to his "horn". He polishes and blows the horn. You can
polish and blow it too. And that's why Midvalley is a wild whore without
underwear. Rumor has it he is actually part of a proud line of porn stars.
Knives
G-string or bikini underwear. Why? Villains always have SOMETHING
up their ass. Why not their underwear? He has issues with the rest of the
world because he was never given proper underwear. His bikini underwear has
adorable butterflies decorating them though!
Zazie
Cute, youthful Zazie...has G.I. Joe briefs. GO JOE! He has been
known to steal Legato's underwear on occassion as well.
Rem
She's dead, she doesn't have any underwear. So there.
Kuroneko
He's a cat. What the hell?! If he wore underwear it'd be scary!
Midvalley, in a drunken daze, once put underwear on the cat's head though.
It was a pair of Legato's Smurf underwear. Legato quickly rescued the poor
kitty and punished Midvalley occuringly. (Midvalley had to wear Knives' butterfly
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